I was checking the “entry” mailbox one last time, and it turns out someone sent in an entry late Friday. Not only was the contest closed at that point, but the winners have already been contacted and the prizes are already in the mail. Nevertheless, let’s have a look at how Ben did: Hey HeyPlease [...]
First, here’s one from Zak: 1.) The Hulk, Iron Man, Batman and Hellboy will form a dance crew and have a dance off hosted by one of America’s Best Dance Crew teams (or the judges) (or maybe The Joker?). Hancock will want to join but he ends up destroying a building that falls on all of them. [...]
It’s almost time for Disaster Movie! Until Friday, however, we’ll have to make do with these. Here’s one from Eric: 5 things that will probably appear in Disaster Movie are: 1. Al Gore talking about global warming while being extremely arrogant, especially about his Nobel Prize. 2. An Obama Girl/ Chocolate Rain reference. 3. A [...]
It’s been a while! First, here’s some from John: Hey my names John, these are some of the jokes I think will be in disaster movie. My email is (removed) 1. They will replicate the scene from There Will be Blood where they struck oil and it goes everywhere but instead, they will have hit [...]
Today’s entry comes from Robert: 1. The opening scene will parody An Inconvenient Truth, where Al Gore will be giving his global warming speech via slide projector, and at the end he says something along the lines of, “Our world will wind up like this,” right before showing a slide that is actually a picture [...]
Three entries today, plus a general comment. First comes from the generically named Person: 1. Juno’s baby will be kidnapped by Amy Winehouse (with possibility of a Van Helsing reference) and must be saved by Hellboy. As he saves the baby, it will puke on him. 2. Kung-Fu Panda will kung-fu kick somebody in the [...]
Today’s entry comes from Brendan: 1. The Cloverfield monster will fart onto the city and then everyone will start puking. 2. Hellboy and the Hulk will argue over who is stronger but then all of a sudden they start making out. 3. The zombie chipmunks and the kung fu panda are gonna fight but they [...]
Aaron sends us this: 1. The “Hellboy” character will probably end up smoking a blunt and then talking like one of those wacky black people I see so much of in these types of movies. 2. Iron Man will have some kind of bong attachment (cuz the kids love their weed references and nobody would [...]
Our old pal Tony sends this in: Tony here. Well, there’s a ton of buzz on IMDB about Heath Ledger being in the flick (even though he’s not on the poser or in either the film or television ad, but, still, everyone’s pretty sure he’ll be in it and it’ll be distasteful. Go figure). So, [...]
Someone with the hopefully fictitious name Friedberg Seltzer sends us this: 1. Midget gets hurt. 2.They’ll take even more jokes from Zohan than shown in the trailer. 3.Brangelina 4.Even more unfunny, unintelligent pop culture jokes. 5.Scary Movie “Homage”