Disaster Movie Contest

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Darwin: 1.  Jokes will be made about Hancock being drunk and causing damage to people and property – just like in the actual movie “Hancock”.2.  Jokes will be made about the Love Guru’s accent causing people to not understand what he says or mistake it for something else – Just like in the actual movie [...]

I called it! http://www.disastermovie.net Guys, seriously, buy the .com domain from the squatters.  This is just pathetic.

Only one entry today, from Matt: 1: Zac Efron’s character from High School Musical will get Juno pregnant and Vanessa’s character from High School Musical will slap him on the cheek and sing “Gotta Go My Own Way”. 2: Iron Man will blow up some how and cause the polar ice caps to melt and [...]

Sahg II UK: (1 There’s a running gag involving Iron Man having accidents involving Magnets. More often than not the accidents will involve him being hit in the crotch by said magnets (2 Juno will lead a dancing line of pregnant white hipsters in dancing the Soulja boy (3 The Main characters disparage environmentalism around [...]

Derek knows there’s nothing funnier than rapping grandmas. OK, here are my predictions: 1.  McLovin comes out and says “I am McLovin”, just like he did in Superbad.  Then, jokes will be made switching out the McLovin.  Example:  He then gets hit in the nuts and says “I am in pain” or someone farts and [...]

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Matt writes tonight’s only update. 1: Zac Efron’s character from High School Musical will get Juno pregnant and Vanessa’s character from High School Musical will slap him on the cheek and sing “Gotta Go My Own Way”. 2: Iron Man will blow up some how and cause the polar ice caps to melt and flood [...]

Dennis contemplates whether these guys are tasteless enough to make abortion jokes.  Consensus: yes they are. 1. The cops will try to catch jumper and he will use a lame quote like ” haha catch me if u can” and then he will jump through a building wall. Hancock will just so happen to be inconveiniently flying upward [...]

I spend one day out running errands look what happens to my inbox… James had them Apple Bottom jeans and the boots with the fur. Five jokes I think will appear are: 1. Juno break dances to either Low by Flo Rida or 4 Minutes by Madonna 2. One of the main characters pees into [...]