Archive for August, 2008

Awards are coming

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

I’m typing up the awards as we speak, and well over half of you guys managed to guess something right.  Until I’m done with hat, though, give this a listen.  SomethingAwful Goon Pet Rock Band saw the movie and took notes, and fellow Goon mobo85 narrated it.  It’s absolutely hilarious.

My Disaster Movie review is up!

Saturday, August 30th, 2008

It’s been a long time coming, but here it finally is: http://contest.disastermovie.org/?page_id=182 Sorry it took so long, but my review turned out to be nearly twice as long as my Spartans review.   Enjoy!

I have seen Disaster Movie

Friday, August 29th, 2008

I… I just… What the fuck did I just watch?  My God, the blood and the poop, not to mention the midgets… It’s so much worse than any of us predicted.  I’ll have my writeup done as soon as possible, as soon as I can wrap my brain around what I just saw.  My God. [...]

About to watch

Friday, August 29th, 2008

I’ll be taking off to see Disaster Movie in just a few minutes, so wish me luck!  While your waiting for my verdict, check out what other (real) critics have to say at Rotten Tomatoes: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/disaster_movie/ This one’s gonna hurt.

Great news! Sort of!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Great news, everyone!  I’ve been a little nervous this past week because according to IMDB, Disaster Movie has no Canadian release date, none of my city’s papers have any sort of listing for it, and an internet search revealed that the only movie theater playing it in my entire Province is three hours away.  Well, [...]

The contest is closed!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

It’s August 28th, which means that the unofficial Disaster Movie contest is now officially (unofficially?) closed!

Down to the wire entries

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

First, here’s one from Zak: 1.) The Hulk, Iron Man, Batman and Hellboy will form a dance crew and have a dance off hosted by one of America’s Best Dance Crew teams (or the judges) (or maybe The Joker?). Hancock will want to join but he ends up destroying a building that falls on all of them. [...]

Two new TV spots

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Big thanks to Kees for sending us these two new TV spots: Friday can’t come slow enough!

Last day for entries!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

It’s Wednesday, August 27, and that means that today is the last day for entry submissions!  On the 28th I’ll be getting everything ready, and I’ll be watching the movie first thing after work on the 29th.  I’ll have a synopsis written up as soon as I can that evening, and then I’ll be reviewing [...]

Four new Disaster Movie clips

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Thanks to Slasherfan from the Something Awful forums for alerting me to this link: http://www.screeninglog.com/journal/2008/8/25/four-more-disaster-movie-clips-hit.html Four new Disaster Movie clips – Enchanted, Jumper, Indiana Jones, and Sex and the City.  Not only are they painful, but the Enchanted clip keeps disabling my soundcard.

This shit has got to stop