With all the rumors I’ve received about the existence of a new “____ Movie” in the works, so far none of them have turned out to be true. I’ve also received a couple of entries from people wanting to get in early on the next contest. The obvious solution here is to contact anyone and [...]
After being eaten by virus attacks not once, but twice, I’ve finally finished my review of Date Movie. There, now every single one of the _____ Movies has been written up online, and there’s no more reason for anyone else to see them again, ever. Date Movie Epic Movie (not mine) Meet the Spartans Disaster [...]
Due to overwhelming demand, I’ll be doing a Date Movie synopsis sometime later this week. I’ve also recieved requests for Epic Movie, which I probably won’t do, since the folks at Agony Booth already have it covered, and I don’t think the movie really needs a second opinion. In the meantime, for my non-Friedman/Seltzer-related reviews, [...]
Regular readers of this site probably remember that a few months ago Liongate auctioned off autographed movie posters to raise money for AIDS research. I managed to get the winning bid on one of the four Disaster Movie posters via the ingeiously clever tactic of being the only person in the entire world to bid [...]
It’s been a week since Disaster Movie opened, and I have two oddities to report on. First, the two contest finalists turned out to be brothers. What are the odds of that? Congrats both, you must have grown up watching terrible movies together. Second, someone revised the Disaster Movie Wikipedia entry to contain my entire [...]
I was checking the “entry” mailbox one last time, and it turns out someone sent in an entry late Friday. Not only was the contest closed at that point, but the winners have already been contacted and the prizes are already in the mail. Nevertheless, let’s have a look at how Ben did: Hey HeyPlease [...]
Rotten Tomatoes: 0% Metacritic: 15% IMDB: 1.2/10, voted the #1 worst movie of all time Budget: $25M Gross: $7.2M She’s a flop! Lionsgate pretty much shelved Midnight Meat Train so they could get this into as many theatres as possible for the long weekend, and it looks like it’s totally blown up in their faces. [...]
Spy Movie is coming, and that can only mean one thing – Spy Movie Contest! There’s nothing there yet, but I thought I’d better snipe the website before the movie studio does. I’ll throw up some preliminary stuff there as soon as I get ftp access.
Michael posted this in the comment section of one of the updates, and I thought I should re-post it here for the people who never read the comments section. It’s mind-boggling. You mentioned how revolting the blood-drenched “comedy” was. When I went to a screening last night** there was a father who brought in his [...]
Hey everyone, I’m Y-Hat. I actually came up with the idea for a prediction contest of some sort, but BulletRiddled created the website and wrote all of the entries. Think of me as the screenwriter and BulletRiddled as the studio that picked up the idea and ran with it. In any case, I’m about to [...]