Disaster Movie Contest

Awards!

I’d like to welcome you all to the culmination of three months worth of relentless mocking, the Disaster Movie Contest Awards! It’s been a fantastic success, considering this is the first time we’ve ever done this, with over a hundred submissions from all over the globe. From Canada and America, to Brazil and India, it warms my heart to know that hatred of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer can cross all borders and truly unite the world. We’ve accomplished in three months what the United nations hasn’t been able to do in 60 years. We’ve had highs, like sniping the web address out from under them, and we’ve had lows, like when I had go see the movie. I’d like to thanks all of you who kept me up to date with Disaster Movie news the moment it was made available. I’d also like to thank Y-Hat for helping develop the concept and helping to spread the word. The only thing left now is to see which of you managed to predict the most jokes. It’s going to take a while – over half of the entries got something right!

The big surprise is the number of people that managed to guess three or even four jokes. I was expecting the winner to have two winning guesses at most, but you guys came through and predicted around 90% of the movie. It was incredibly surreal watching the movie and recognizing so many of the gags from this site. I even even recognized two of my own guesses! From the Examples page:

The Love Guru will do his “cut the pickle/tickle tickle” thing to Austin Powers.
Actually, he does it to the couple he’s about to wed, but I was still pretty close.

Our heroes ultimate goal will be to return the crystal skull from Indiana Jones.
Sweet, I was dead on for this one!

And now, on to the entrants! Here’s a list of every correct prediction, starting at the first entries and moving forward. Predictions are bolded, my comments and corrections are in italics underneath. Some entries I had to discount because they were too generic, and I didn’t feel that someone who guessed “there will be a fart joke, there will be a poop joke, there will be a midget” deserved the prize over someone who managed to guess specific characters doing and saying specific things. I also discounted people who guessed what was in the trailer after it came out, and one guy who sent in my own predictions from the Examples page. On to the entrants:

• Scott:

The Juno character is going to be made even more annoying, with even worse sayings than in the original.
That’s supposed to be the joke of the character, and it’s just as gratingly annoying as it sounds.

• Mark:

At one point the Juno parody will rattle off so many snarky one-liners and such to the point where one of the other characters has to use violence to stop her.
They don’t use violence, but they do yell at her to shut up.

Guaranteed drunk-flying joke for the handcock parody. Possibly runs into something or gets pulled over somehow.
Close, he hits a lightpost.

The McLovin parody from Superbad will have a similar, but more “humourous” name. Something stupid like McFuckin.
It’s McLover, and the entire joke is that he says it over and over and over again.

• Fredrick:

Indiana Jones will be played by an extremely elderly man who will at some point break his hip
Indy throws out his hip attempting to whip something.

• Kurt:

Nonstop “Honest to blog.” and hamburger phones. Juno will be a white trash stereotype.
Dead on, and the hamburger phone appears twice!

• Adam:

Love Guru will probably wink at the screen with a “ting” sound excessively
Yes, and it happens exactly as it did in the trailer.

• Don:

There will be gay jokes for the Incredible Hulk.
The movie ends with the Hulk singing about dating Iron Man.

• Lee:

Soulja Boy dance from one or more of the characters.
Yep, during the High School Musical segment.

• Greg:

Two or more characters will have to huddle together naked “to conserve warmth”, while burning ______ popular book title.
There’s no book burning, but they do all strip naked and huddle.

Juno has messy childbirth that gets all over someone.
The huddling scene ends with Juno’s water breaking all over everyone in a disgusting fashion.

• Bobby:

The girl from Enchanted will be a huge skank but will still talk like she’s from a fairy tale, except when she gets mad. Then she’ll have a think Brooklyn accent.
Plus she shoots people!

• Justus:

In a 10,000 BC parody, a caveman will fall in mammoth crap
This is the opening shot of the movie.

Alvin and the chipmunks will show up randomly, and end up swearing and maybe killing someone.
Specifically, they kill Juney.

• Ethan:

The Enchanted princess or Juno talk about engaging in a crude sexual act, which is either shown in a flashback or only described in words. (Something like her boyfriend smearing chocolate all over her)
Yes, several times.

Something about Indiana Jones being too old.
Yes again!

• Brandon:

Something about Amy Winehouse and drugs
This happens two minutes into the movie. She also drinks tequila and gasoline.

Someone doing the Soulja Boy Dance
Everybody doing the Soulja Boy dance

• Matt:

The tidal wave from day after tomorrow will be very small.
It floods the streets in front of a building, while the street behind it stays completely dry.

• Michael:

Juno will talk like a smart ass. She will gets on everybody else’s nerves. When her character dies, the rest of the cast will cheer.
They don’t cheer, but they aren’t too sad for either her or her baby.

The Friedberg/Seltzer “every movie we do must have at least one reference to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt adopting third world orphans” streak will not be broken.
That streak is not broken.

No less than three chracters at three different times will break out into hip-hop.
Yup, usually while dancing.

• Alex:

The Sex and the City characters will be disgusting, with the Samantha character as a whore and the Carrie with a penis.
Yes and yes. All the Sex girls are slutty boozehounds

The Enchanted character will end up being a whore.
Yes, literally.

Hancock, Iron Man, Hulk, and Batman will all appear. Together.
Two of them appear together, and the other two shortly before and after.

One of the main characters will, humiliatingly enough, crap their pants during a disaster scene.
Not a main character, but a woman in a bikini.

• Josh:

The Hulk’s pants get small and rip when he’s turning into the monster
Yes. I know this was in the trailer, but Josh submitted this entry a while before the trailer came out.

• Matty:

Juno break dances to either Low by Flo Rida or 4 Minutes by Madonna
I don’t know what song she breakdances to, but she does dance. She spins on her belly, too.

• AJ:

Somebody’s going to get hit in the balls.
Every male character gets hit in the balls.

A black guys says, “Daaaayyyaaammmn!”
More than one, all at the same time, while several are waving guns.

Every movie character from a parodied movie will at some point say the title of their movie. Such as, “Hey, my name’s Juno!” or “Talk about an ‘Inconvenient Truth’! Get it?”
Not only are you right, but “Talk about an ‘Inconvenient Truth’” is an actual line of dialog.

There’s going to be some kind of crack regarding Indiana Jones’ age.
Damn, a lot of you guys guessed this one!

• Nick:

Indiana Jones/any other guy gets kicked in the nuts. (INCLUDE crunch sound.)
Every guy gets kicked in the nuts, several times.

Juno has overly “hip lingo” (uses the word blog in every sentence.)
Right again!

• Chris:

All the African-Americans in the film (e.g. that guy on HSM and Hancock) will be racially stereotyped by whites.
Every black man in this movie is a dope-smoking gangsta on some level, it’s embarrassing.

Brad and Angelina will adopt Juno’s baby, who does nothing but farts and vomit.
They do adapot the baby, but it dies before being born.

• Geoff:

The high school musical kids will bust out a long dance and lip sing to Soulja Boy. Because that was the hit rap song 6 months ago.
Yep, they break out the Soulja Boy in the middle of another song.

• Derek:

McLovin comes out and says “I am McLovin”, just like he did in Superbad. Then, jokes will be made switching out the McLovin. Example: He then gets hit in the nuts and says “I am in pain” or someone farts and he says “I am the farter.”
Close, he does say “I am McLover” over and over again.

Indiana Jones will be made fun off for being old, being unable to get an erection, uncontrollable farting and other old guy jokes.
Close, he throws out his hip and talks like a dirty old man.

• AW:

Speed racer “racing” from the disaster
You were close, the cast shoot him and race away in his car.

Indiana Jones breaks his back (CUZ HES OLD! AND IN A ACTION MOVIE! HUH-HUH GET IT?)
Almost, it’s his hip.

Someone being hit on the head and in the crotch ( not necessarily same character)
Will gets a baseball bat to the head and the crotch during the Chipmunk attack.

• Kenny:

There is some really outdated pop culture reference, like some old YouTube video.
Or Facebook and Amazon.

Someone, most likely the High School Musical cast, comes out and does the Soulja Boy. And we’re supposed to go “Wow, they’re good kids but they’re doing hip hop dances, wow these guys dream up craziness! But I’m loving it!”
Once again, yes, the HSM kids do the Soulja Boy.

• Dieter:

A joke will be made about the size of the Incredible Hulk’s penis (perhaps in conjunction with him getting kicked in the nuts).
Or lack of penis.

• James:

Someone will turn the crystal skull from Indiana Jones into a bong.
The princess suggests it.

• RS77:

Someone will probably F**K Matt Damon and/or Ben Affleck (from Jimmy Kimmel Live)
Not only does the movie end with a parody of that song, but the AT&T commercial censors the work “fuck” exactly the same way you did.

• Jace:

The girl from Enchanted will trip, fall, and run into things numerous times because she’s not paying attention.
And get shredded by glass not once, but twice.

• Tapeleg:

A character does the Soulja Boy dance unprovoked.
Yes, almost the entire cast does it.

A long drawn-out fight between characters ends with a kick in the balls (maybe the tranny from Sex & the City)
Every single fight scene (and there are a lot of them) ends with a crotch hit.

• Darwin:

Jokes will be lifted straight from the movie “Superbad”, only they will be dumbed down enough to keep the PG-13 rating. Just like in Epic Movie, if hearing Samuel L. Jackson say “Get these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane” is funny, then surely hearing an unknown actor say “Get these snakes off the plane” is equally funny, right?
One, and only one, joke is lifted from Superbad, but it’s repeated over and over again.

There will be a penis joke with the Hulk or Iron Man.
Yep, the Hulk has no penis.

A bunch of ethnic stereotypes will all pull out machine guns at one point.
Yeah, after the radio announces the ghetto has been destroyed.

• Bobby:

Blatant product placement disguised as a celebrity joke.
Sierra Mist and Bud Light.

Irrelevant dancing to the Soulja Boy, likely featuring Soulja Boy
Close, but even Soulja Boy wouldn’t show his face in this shitheap.

• Robin:

When everyone learns of the impeding disaster, someone asks who will save us, and superheroes (from recent superhero movie trailers) come one by one and get hit by objects.
Iron Man, Hellboy, and the Hulk are all crushed by cows. So are the Chipmunks.

Since Britney hasn’t been doing anything erratic lately, she will be replaced by Amy Winehouse.
Specifically, a psychic sabre-toothed Amy Winehouse.

• James:

After being hilariously burned (probably by a double entendre involving masturbation), a character will say to the Michael Cera/Seth Rogan character “Hey man, at least I didn’t get a girl knocked up”. The Juno character will be knocked up due to a wacky misunderstanding a la Knocked Up, only they’ll probably also throw in a joke about him mishearing her and trying a nontraditional sexual maneuver.
Almost, Juney does make the “Knocked up pun.

The characters will be stopped from leaving somewhere by the Kung Fu Panda. One of the male characters will be overly confident about his abilities to take out the Panda, only to get comically injured (probably a kick in the nuts). This will be followed by either the Panda getting stuck in a door/having a heart attack (because he’s fat, you see) or one of the girls beating him up (the joke is that girls are normally weaker than men and this is a hilarious reversal).
Now this one was close! The princess and Calvin are blocked by the Panda while trying to leave the museum. Calvin and the Panda get into a bamboo stick fight, and Calvin takes several blows to the crotch before getting the Panda stuck upside down next to a garbage bin.

Alvin and the Chipmunks will sing some hiphop song which is outrageously inappropriate at an outrageously inappropriate time.
They don’t rap, but they do sing funk and heavy metal.

• Bjarni:

Prince Caspian will make a short appearance, because Seltzer and Freidberg haven’t seen Chronicles of Narnia 2 or read any of the books, so they don’t know how he’s suppose to act. But he’ll appear shortly, do something unfunny… and leave.
Not only is it a short appearance, but he’s completely alone and a big empty field.

• John:

Hulk is Gay
For Iron Man

McLovin will try and steal everyone’s booze.
Yes, this sets up the Wanted parody.

• Mr Tumnus:

Alvin and the Chipmunks turn out to be zombies and eat people.
Zombie with rabies! And they eat Juney.

Midget black Indiana Jones will utter typical black slang such ‘I’m gonna have to put a cap in both yo asses’, ‘Kiss my black ass’ and ‘Motherf**ker’ (This one is doubtful so they can keep there PG-13 and continue screwing with our future generation).
Yep, all the black characters in the movie talk like that. The movie feels like it’s stuck in 1978, not 2008.

• Andy:

At the end everyone starts singing like Meet the Spartans
Unfortunately, you’re right. They sing an endless and toothless parody of “I’m Fucking Matt Damon”

The hulk will have a small penis
Or none.

• Taylor:

The cast of High School Musical will do a musical number to cheer the likely heroes up, but they’ll end being hurt, beaten, or killed by either an inanimate object or a character that is being parodied in the movie, main or not.
Right on, they hired by Calvin to celebrate Will’s birthday.

Mostly Dave, who the stars of the movie meet will lend them their apartment. The Chipmunks will be in there and they will act annoying and sing one song, at least one of them will launch all three out of their vicinity.
Will acts like Dave (we even get a zoom in on his month as he yells “Alvin!”), the Chipmunks sing a few songs, and all three get flung airborne and land on Juney.

• Thomas:

A white girl trying to act black.
Yep, the princess.

• Chris:

The Crystal Skull will have something to do with either the Golden Army or the meteor.
The skull stops the meteors in some vague way that isn’t explained.

• AW:

There will be a joke about Batman’s gadget malfunctioning, such as his grappling hook accidentally killing a random person.
It falls off the roof and clips on to a passing car’s bumper, which drags him away.

High School Musical will dance to the latest (and lamest) rap tune like Soulja Boy
Yeah, you even got the song right!

• Jason:

There will be a curving the bullet reference from Wanted, with one of the main characters doing the shooting. The character fails to curve the bullet around an obstacle and komedy insues with another character being shot in the crotch.
Dr. Phil, Anton Chigurh, Carmen Electra, and Michael Cera all get shot.

The cow crushing joke will be used in excess, with Batman, Hellboy, and Carmen Electra following the fate of Iron Man
Yep – Iron Man, Hellboy, the Hulk, and all three Chipmunks.

• Aaron:

There will be a reference to grand theft auto. one of the characters will walk into the middle of the street while escaping a disaster. a batmobile stops in front of the character and the character will hijack the car using farts, or in Juno’s case, use her baby to beat up Batman
Close, they hijack Speed Racer by shooting him in the face.

• Simeon:

It will be made incredibly obvious the Sex and the City girls are males, be it through dick jokes or hairy body parts
We learn this via adam’s apple and hairy armpits.

• Eric:

Dr. Phil delivers a line and then an object lands on his head
Almost, he delivers a line and gets slapped, and later delivers a line and gets shot in the gut.

• AW:

The Juno character will be chugging some stupid drink like Red Bull all the time, like how Juno was chugging down Sunny D at the beginning of Juno
I wish she chugged Red Bull, it would have been less hideously offensive. She chugs Sunny D that she’s mixed into a 2 liter screwdriver.

• Kees:

A spoof of Wanted will turn up and Carmen Electra will be Angelina Jolie. Then someone will try to ‘curve the bullet’ and will shoot Jolie in the face or some random pedestrian because it wasn’t curved right.
You’re dead on here. Carmen Electra as Angelina Jolie gets shot in the forehead.

• Vernon:

The “cow falling on Ironman joke” will happen all throughout the film.
Yeah, to a whopping five other characters.

• Adam:

Indiana Jones will be swinging from his whip and will smash into the wall.
Close, he goes flying out the window after getting caught in the ceiling fan.

• Wil:

Brangelina
Yup

• Aaron:

There will be a Michael Jackson joke because that is still completely relevant and funny.
Not only is this MJ a pedophile, but he also fucks Chipmunks.

• Brendan:

I am Mclovin or Mclover whatever its stupid, will be repeated no less than 100 times.
It sure seemed like it.

• Person:

Kung-Fu Panda will kung-fu kick somebody in the nuts. He might say “Skadoosh” or something along the lines of that. A cast member will say “Kung-Fu Panda just kicked him/her/character’s name in the nuts!” I will die a little inside.
He smacks Calvin in the nuts with a bamboo pole many, many times, and yells “Skadoosh!” after one of them.

• Jon:

Even when the Hulk grows, he’ll still have a small penis
Or none

The entire movie will fucking suck
This one was a “gimme”

• Robert:

Princess Giselle will sing and dance her way cheerfully and joyfully through all the destruction
She sure does!

• John:

Juno will get made fun of by the cast of Highschool musical and they will have some sort of dance off which will last at least 3 minutes longer than it needs too. Several other characters will pop up throughout the dance off randomly for no apparent reason. Juno’s baby might even pop out to dance and then go back inside her mother just for the hell of it.
Juney gets mocked during the HSM party, and yes, it’s unbearably long and filled with tons of pointless celebrity impersonations. “Look everyone, it’s the Jonas Brothers!”

• Stephen:

The woman playing Amy Winehouse wont be able to do the accent.
To be fair, it’s hard to talk through a mouthful of plastic fangs.

• Derek:

1. Babylon AD – $15 million
2. Traitor – $11 million
3. Tropic Thunder – $8 million
4. House Bunny – $6 million
5. Disaster Movie – $4 million
95. College – about 50 bucks

I just wanted to include this because Disaster Movie did, in fact. open on Friday at #5! It only made half of what Derek predicted, but he was one of the few people that’s didn’t predict it opening at #1. Even better, it had sunk to #7 by the end of the weekend.

• Zak:

Batman will speak in a voice mocking the way Christian Bale spoke as Batman.
Yes, and the princess responds in a similar voice while rolling her eyes. It was one of the few parts that actually got a chuckle out of me.

Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra will start fighting and one of them will get shot in the ass/boob by a curving bullet, Wanted style.
Close, Carmen Electra gets shot in the forehead moments after her wrestling match with Kim Kardashian.

Once again, we really didn’t expect this many people to guess right. The results of this experiment are way more horrifying than we ever could have imagined! Before we move on to the finalists, let’s do a quick recap of the ten jokes most people guessed right:

• Indiana Jones will be really old
• The cast of High School Musical will dance the Soulja Boy
• The Hulk will be gay
• The Hulk will have a small penis
• The princess will be a slut
• Brangelina will adopt Juney’s baby
• Juney will be even more irritating than Juno
• McLover will repeat him name over and over again
• Every black character will be an offensive stereotype
• The movie will end with the entire cast singing a stupid song parody

Read that a couple of times until it fully sinks in just how predictable the movie is. This doesn’t even account for all the people who guessed (correctly) that the movie would be padded in endless fighting and dance sequences, or the endless parade of terrible celebrity impersonations. While there were many people who guessed two and even three jokes, two of you managed to guess a dizzying four jokes apiece. Let’s have a look at our finalists:

• Alex:

1. The Sex and the City characters will be disgusting, with the Samantha character as a whore and the Carrie with a penis.
2. The Enchanted character will end up being a whore.
3. Hancock, Iron Man, Hulk, and Batman will all appear. Together.
4. One of the main characters will, humiliatingly enough, crap their pants during a disaster scene.

• AJ:

1. Somebody’s going to get hit in the balls.
2. A black guys says, “Daaaayyyaaammmn!”
3. Every movie character from a parodied movie will at some point say the title of their movie. Such as, “Hey, my name’s Juno!” or “Talk about an ‘Inconvenient Truth’! Get it?”
4. There’s going to be some kind of crack regarding Indiana Jones’ age.
   

It was really hard to choose a winner, but in the end, the person who guessed the most accuratly is (drumroll)…

Alex!

The Sex in the City characters are indeed disgusting and hairy, the princess is a sewer-dwelling prostitute, Iron Man and Hulk get crushed by cows in the same scene, and a woman runs by during the first meteor strike while shitting her pants, which is preceded by the CK model shitting his underwear. Congratulations on predicting this tasteless crap, Alex, you’re the proud winner of a brand new copy of Airplane!

We’re not entirely done, though! We still need a loser. It’s been pretty obvious to me for quite a while who this person would be, and after re-reading all of the entries there’s no doubt in my mind that it could be anybody else. Someone who not only didn’t get a single entry right, but someone who didn’t get a single entry right despite the fact that he entered a stunning ten times. That person is…

Tony!

Yes, Tony, who sent in entries that were so detailed that the odds of him winning were about the same as him winning the lottery while being struck by lightning, is now the owner of a used copy of Meet the Spartans. Don’t worry, Tony, this doesn’t mean you’re not funny – it means you’re not nearly unfunny enough. Here are his entries, in sequential order, that show either depraved genius or a descent into utter madness:

1. In a mockery of Heath Ledger’s death, the Joker will OD on a bunch
of pills. He will then collapse facedown on the bed, just like Ledger
did in real life. Batman will come in and lift him off, leaving a
hilarious amount of clown makeup on the pillow. Batman will then say
“Joker, I swear,” spoofing Ledger’s final line “Jack, I swear” from
Brokeback Mountain.

2. The Incredible Hulk and Iron Man will get urinals next to each
other. Iron Man will have a hard time getting his piece out, what with
the suit, but will be wowed by what the Incredible Hulk brings to the
party.

3. Samantha Jones from Sex and the City will use Kung Fu Panda to make
a fur coat.

4. Seth Rogan’s character from Knocked Up will have a talk with the boy
from Juno, who will have a best friend mocking said actor’s character’s
best friend from Superbad.

5. Batman and Iron Man will have a gadget-building contest. Both will
get hurt a lot.

Also, here is an additional bit:

All the characters Mike Myers has ever played get in a fight involving
lots of crotch hits and farting because, really, that’s all his
characters ever do.

Bruce Wayne will at some sort of formal event, which the Joker will
break into with a gun and a group of clown goons, saying “Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen, we’re tonight’s entertainment” just like in The
Dark Knight. Bruce will make a move to leave so he can become Batman,
but before he can Hellboy will crash through the ceiling the same way
Batman does in Batman Returns and Batman Begins. Bruce will say “That
@$$hole stole my best move!” Hellboy will jump on top of the Joker.
Joker will say “Wait! You only defeat supernatural evil! I’m just a
crazy guy dressed as a clown!” and do his laugh. Hellboy will say
“Yeah, but you’re being played by a 10 Things I Hate About you heart
throb turned overdose victim. You’re undead, so you’re well within my
jurisdiction!” The Joker will be taken to Azkaban, at which time
Dumbledoor will tell Serius Black to question him, as Black knows the
criminal mind (and it’s also funny because Gary Oldman plays both Black
and Jim Gordon). Black will talk to the Joker about his behavior being
unacceptable at which time the Joker will say… wait for it… “Why
so, Serius?” BA-ZAM!

So, Sirius and Hellboy decide the best way to teach the Joker his
lesson is to send him to Willy’s factory. They do, and Crispen Glover
reprises his role from Epic Movie. Soon after the punishment begins,
Batman and someone who looks like Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka enter.
Joker protests that he’s already learned his lesson. Batman says
“We’re not here for you” and Gene Wilder/Willy Wona says “We’re here
for him!” and which point we whip-pan to a Tim Burton look alike.
Batman and Wonka beat the crap out of him, all the while saying he
ruined their good names.

Also, in a wacky subplot, Daniel Plainview will get into an arguement
with Tony Stark, but when Daniel tries to beat him to death with a
bowling pin, Tony just puts on his Iron Man helmet and there’s lots of
clanging and stuff.

Charlotte from Sex and the City takes a giant crap into the toilet of
the Zohan’s hair salon. She clogs the toilet and tries to use the
plunger. The Zohan sees the shadow and it looks like she is doin’ some
male masterbation. He walks to the door and says “Cute brown haired
lady did you grow a penis and are now playing with it?” She opens the
door and explains the situation. The Zohan unclogs the toilet using
sexy moves on the plunger, then nails Charlotte.

Will Smith is trying to cure a virus, experimenting on mutated Alvin
and the Chipmunks. He fails, but accidently gives himself super
powers. However, he is so upset by his failure that he becomes a heavy
drinker, trying to save people but instead crashing into stuff.
Eventually he has to fight Zombie Heath Ledger.

Vanessa Hudgens wants to date Zac Efron. But, she isn’t allowed to
until her sister, Hannah Montana, dates. So, her dad, Mickey Mouse,
sets Hannah up with someone just to prove how bad boys can be and teach
his girls a lesson. He finds Heath Deadger, a skateboarding clown who
fights fairy tale creatures. Heath also played Batman in a major
motion picture and is now Batman’s sworn enemy (the whole Bob
Dylan/Batman/I’m Not There thing, since Heath played Christian Bale in
that movie and both were playing Bob Dylan and then they played Joker
and Batman). Hannah falls in love with Heath, much to her father’s
dismay. However, it all goes wrong when she is hit with a falling
rock. Heath is so depressed he ODs and dies.

It would be amusing if they had a fight between Tony Stark
and Bruce Wayne over who is more screwed up.

“I’m a booze-crazed sex addict driven by daddy issues.”

“Oh yeah? Well, I’m driven by the death of my parents to fight crimes
that have nothing to do with them while dressed funny.”

And on and on it goes.

Afred and Pepper meet at a servant convention and get married, thus
making Tony and Bruce… STEP BROTHERS!! Also, Pepper’s name becomes
Peppy Pots Pennyworth, which is just hilarious.

Jesus, I think I need a stiff drink.

So that’s it, Disaster Movie has been mocked, watched, and mocked again. In a truly bizarre and delightful twist, your guys’ parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer’s bad parodies wound up becoming excellent satire. Alex and Tony, check you inboxes, I’ve emailed you guys requests for more detailed contact info so I can send you your prizes. Thanks again to everyone who entered, everyone who took time out of their busy day to inundate me with gobs of Disaster Movie news, and to Y-Hat for helping get the whole concept off the ground. I’ve taken notes on what went right, what went wrong, and how I can do things better next time.

Speaking of which, the duo’s next movie is going to be Spy Movie, and we’ll be right there with Spy Movie Contest. See you in a few months!